Unfortunately for humanity, I've gotten my hands on a bit of software known as FL Studio (a synthetic music creation program). I will now burden the world with these two works I've whipped up so far!
If you're a frequent Newgrounds visitor and a Flash artist or something and you wanna use these phat tunes in your projects, you don't have to notify me, I don't care. Just follow Newgrounds' crediting procedure where you put the little song I.D. number on the thingy when you submit whatever it is.
If you wanna do this too, believe me, it's easy. I got the basic hang of the program in like twenty minutes. Download a demo here! It's a HUGE time killer.