Saturday, August 29, 2009

News: Expectations from next Arby trailer

Yo,

For those thousands of people who are wondering why the fuck a trailer for Arby 'n' the Chief doesn't even have Arby and the Chief in it and it's just a couple of douches fighting for twenty seconds, it's because at the time I was asked to provide a trailer, I only had the live action scenes captured and edited. I had done no Arby 'n' Chief subtitles or even voices at the time.

The clips are from a few action scenes that amount to very little in the actual episode which is probably gonna be like 35 minutes long or something.

The more you know.

Thanks,
Jon

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

News: Stop e-mailing me about the DEM parody

Yo,

Stop sending me e-mails about the Deus Ex parody, I'm already aware of it as I had to approve its release and I don't give a fuck.

Thanks,
Jon

Saturday, August 22, 2009

News: Arby 'n' the Chief series finale coming next

Hey,

I apologize for not updating my blog in a while, but I've been busy, and I'm also moving to a new place, meaning I have to basically tear my house apart and pack everything in time for the move on the 31st of August.

Thus, this following week, I will not be releasing an episode of any of my series', but rather a minute-long trailer for the new Arby 'n' the Chief that's coming. I'm not sure how long it is but the script is about 38 pages long, and it heavily relies on live action.

The new Arby 'n' the Chief will be released in segments given how long it is, and the first part may come the week after the trailer, but I'm not quite sure yet. It's not up to me.

This synopsis for the new Arby 'n' the Chief might tide you over, and help you make sense of the weird trailer that's coming out for it:

Arby 'n' the Chief (Self-Titled)
Things are heading downhill at the apartment. During a game of Halo 3, the Arbiter disovers he's falling to pieces and begins suffering from a mid-life crisis, and he along with Master Chief begin examining their lives. On top of that, Jon's failure to pay rent has forced him to rent out his spare room to another tenant, specifically Scott, a disgusting douchebag with a giant black afro to match the blackness of his heart who, unbeknownst to Master Chief or The Arbiter at first, is wanted for hacking on online games in addition to smuggling cocaine between Canada and Russia for sixteen years, and is also being pursued by a Russian agent of the KGB determined to settle a personal score with him.

That's all for now, stay tuned.

Thanks,
Jon

Video: One Life Remaining S1: Episode 3

Yo,

The third episode of One Life Remaining's premiere season is out and can be viewed here.

Thanks,
Jon

Video: Hard Justice S2: Episode 8

Hey,

Sorry for the delay but the eighth episode of Hard Justice's second season can be viewed here.

Thanks,
Jon

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Video: One Life Remaining S1: Episode 2

Hey,

The second episode of One Life Remaining's first season is now available and can be viewed here. I think people will get a kick out of this one.

Thanks,
Jon

Friday, August 7, 2009

News: New OLR on its way

Hey,

I know I haven't updated in a while, but whatever, it's not like there's much to say. The second episode of One Life Remaining should be up on Saturday and I hope you get a kick out of it.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra was immensely fucking retarded, by the way.

Oh, one other thing, I'm not really one to make a fuss over view numbers, I don't care at the end of the day, but I think more people should check out the CJG@E3 coverage, I know the first episode is pretty shit which is probably the reason why people refuse to continue watching further, but it does kinda get better as I explore the main show floor. Give 'em a look-see on the menu on the left, episode one to six.

Thanks,
Jon