Sunday, May 3, 2009

News: BLAAAARRRRGHLARGHLARGH...

...CAN'T... TYPE...

...SWINE FLU*... KILLING... ME...

Click here for friendly advice on how to combat swine flu*.
Click here for a dramatization of what COULD happen if said advice is not followed.

Swine flu* failed to consume the world in 1976. Now it's back...

...with a vengeance.

*NOTE: Could be horseshit (eg. global warming)

- Jon

UPDATE: If swine flu, global warming, SARS, bird flu, Y2K and all other global threats had a musical theme, this would be it.