Welcome.

On this page you will find the various works of fail by the mythical Jon, also known by some as DigitalPh33r (moar like DigitalQu33r mirite?)

Here you will find news, updates, special events, requests and answers to frequently asked questions regarding my past or upcoming projects, among other things, such as incoherent rambling. If you have a question you can't find answered on this blog or the F.A.Q. located here, and you can type a formal, well-written e-mail, you may contact me at jon.graham@machinima.com and I may get back to you.

"Arby 'n' the Chief", "Hard Justice" and all other machinima series' or individual videos listed below were created under Microsoft’s “Game Content Usage Rules” using assets from HALO 2 and HALO 3, © Microsoft Corporation.



Tuesday, November 3, 2009

News: Unaffiliated with Arby 'n' the Chief continuation

Yo,

If you've checked Machinima.com's latest videos, you might have seen a teaser trailer for a continuation of the Arby 'n' the Chief series, "Arby 'n' the Chief in L.A.".

This is not my series.  Machinima.com has taken it over.  They handle everything from the writing to the production to the post-production; my only job is to merely look over their scripts and provide a few helpful notes.

Thus, any e-mails regarding this spin-off series should be directed to the Machinima.com staff as I have next to nothing to do with it anymore.

Thanks,
Jon

Friday, October 30, 2009

News: "Child's Play" charity auction

Yo,

A friend of mine is running an auction of Halo-related goodies for a community-based charity organization named "Child's Play" (the website of which can be found here).  For a list of items that are available for auction, you can check out my friend's eBay page here.  All proceeds go to the charity.

Thanks,
Jon

Monday, October 26, 2009

Video: One Life Remaining S1: Episode 4 & Hard Justice S2: Episode 9

Hey,

Episode four of One Life Remaining's first season and episode nine of Hard Justice's second season are now available.  The former can be viewed here, the latter can be viewed here.  Also to celebrate Halloween, a stand-alone Halloween special featuring characters from both One Life Remaining and Hard Justice will be available this Saturday.

Thanks,
Jon

Friday, October 16, 2009

News: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves is awesome.

After I wrote my negative Halo 3: ODST review I received numerous nerd rage e-mails from butthurt Halo fanboys about how I was wrong, that ODST really was good and I was just "unappreciative" or some stupid shit like that.

To reinforce my stance, have a look at Uncharted 2: Among Thieves for the PS3.  Now THAT, friends, is a good fucking campaign experience.  Breathtaking action sequences, decent gameplay, and on the story side of things, quality writing, near-perfect line delivery from an excellent cast and amazing character animation create likeable, human characters that draw you in and get you emotionally invested in the game.

Play the two games' campaigns side-by-side and the difference in quality is unquestionable.  It's official now, Bungie is greatly falling behind in quality next to its competitors and needs to shape up.

Props to Naughty Dog.  The PS3 finally has a killer app.

- Jon

Saturday, October 10, 2009

News: Portfolio page created

Hey,

I've just created another blog that acts solely as my online portfolio, keeping things short and sweet and displaying the highlights of my work thus far.  It can be viewed here.

Thanks,
Jon

Video: Arby 'n' the Chief: Endgame (Part Six)

Hey all.

Well, that's it.  The final part of Arby 'n' the Chief: Endgame is now available and can be viewed here.  A full version of all six parts in one video has been submitted and should also be available eventually.

Part six can be viewed here.

Thanks,
Jon

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Video: Arby 'n' the Chief: Endgame (Parts Two, Three and Four)

Hey,

Forgot to post the links to part two, part three and part four of Endgame which are now available, part five being available next week. You can view part two here, part three here and part four here.

Thanks,
Jon